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ome message for Microsoft to consider for Window 2000!!

 

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

2) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

3) Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

4) Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

5) BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding.

6) COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

7) CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Re-boot Washington D.C? (Y/N)

8) Press any key except... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE!

9) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test.

10) Close your eyes and press escape three times.

11) Windows message: "Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)"

12) This is a message from God Gates: "Rebooting the world.
Please log off."

13) To "shut down" your system, type "WIN."

14) File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)



 
 
 
How do you all know when the economy is in a recession?? 
Well if you see the following scenario: 

Windows 2000 Shutdown Screen Reads,  
"It's Now Safe To Start Looking For Work."